Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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