Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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