I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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