Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
