haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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