I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
nutella sex= disaster
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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