Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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