I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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