Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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