): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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