Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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