I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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