oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We’re leaving where are you
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