wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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