Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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