how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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