Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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