so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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