Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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