I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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