In the future we'll all be gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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