i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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