sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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