i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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