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(618): View more from Illinois

its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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(443): View more from Maryland

at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask

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(804): View more from Virginia

So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(916): View more from California

day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.

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(309): View more from Illinois

It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her

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(845): View more from New York

Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.

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