how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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