her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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