if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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