She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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