i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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