just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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