You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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