Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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