Moan for me like Helen Keller
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
