Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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