ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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