I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I understand Curling. That high.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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