She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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