found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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