For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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