i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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