so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
