I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i dont even know how to be here
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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