Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
