just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
