In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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