Duck Duck Cougar?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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