Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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