The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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