This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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