the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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