i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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