distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am mentally ready for anal.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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