So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just high enough for therapy.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
They have beer where we have blood.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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