felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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