Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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