it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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