You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
