is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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